“I can't review a product I haven't received yet. And you won't let me out of this box until I choose a star -- which again, I can't truthfully do until I receive what I ordered. I look forward to receiving what I ordered, in the 3 days I paid an extra $100 for, and when I do, I will leave a review I can stand by. And if I don't get that sign in the 3 days I paid that extra $100 for, I am going to be extremely upset.”