“Without question, the greatest Stemma QT cable ever forged by mortal hands. How I survived in the dark, cable-less wilderness before this divine artefact entered my life is a mystery worthy of its own epic poem. Once again, The Pi Hut have ascended far beyond the mortal realm of “procurement” and into something closer to myth-craft. Their purchasing department must surely be staffed by wizards, alchemists, or at the very least a few minor deities moonlighting in logistics.
I applaud thee, noble merchants of microelectronics, for bestowing upon us this braided thread of destiny.
As Shakespeare so nearly put it:
“O cable divine, mine kingdom for thy plug!””