“This is like Christmas in a mug. If you mix it with a little hot water then it's like the best childhood Christmas ever with extra elf dust in a mug. OK, so it would be perfection if you could have whipped cream on top too, but even just as it is, it's a little dollop of hooray in any diet that makes you believe you're not dieting at all but being spoiled rotten by your favourite grandma.”