“I have found my new favourite coffee from you guys at Rave and it is so good that I've quite literally drunk to myself half a kilo worth of beans in a matter of less than a week.
This is my second kilo bag of 291 and i want to order more already because the half a kilo i have left is not going to stretch far and I'm worried you could stop doing them.
I've got a good mind to build an air raid shelter in my back garden and just use it as my bean storage so that i never run out of these totally scrumptious tasting dark roast beans.
To any other customer or potential customer looking to purchase these beans I'm going to put it out there that they are so rancid your hair will fall out and your toe nails will curl.
Under no circumstances should you buy these beans...
They are all mine!!
Regards,
Billy”
