“So with the hot summer and the farmers laying down manure in our beautiful countryside view, we were inundated with big fat flies... after squatting several millionzillion, spraying file killer till no one could breath and using a leaf blower to blow the dead ones off the sills and window ledges, spending mornings and evenings sweeping the dead up of the floors, we bought this piece of kit, yes we screamed, die you horrid flies die...I unpacked it plugged it in, opened the windows it was ready, glowing like a terminator, silent but deadly.
Outside it was very windy. There was only one pesky bluebottle buzzing around our kitchen and my sweetheart and I were sat in the lounge when we heard ZAP! We rushed in, one dead fly, we danced for half an hour, ... so now we have had it several weeks, ...
Did Nigel become PM? Did he send all the bluebottles back to fly land? We have not seen a single fly, nor heard a single buzz, nor heard one more ZAP since. Have flys become extinct? Have lizards moved into the back garden? Where have all the flies gone.. yes it rained, yes it was windy and it got colder, but from fifty googlezillion flies to one, in 10 minutes. What happened.
We can wait, it's fertilizer spreading time next year. We will keep it nice and clean and rust free until then. When we see a tractor slinging out cow poo poo, it'll be at the back door in a flash..
Oh yeah we had a pheasant in the back yard my lovely said Awwww I'll call it Fred, I said, I'll call it food, yesterday we had a rabbit with a white fluffy tail, she said Awwww I'll call it bunny, I said I'll call it second course. Can't wait till a deer comes, I'll call it main course... and if any flies come to our kitchen.. they're Dead.
So it killed one fly and the rest seem to have left the area. I'll let you know what happens if it ever does.”
“Love it. We have the door open all the time as the dog goes in and out. Set it up and in less than a minute it had zapped 2 flies. It has also caught loads since. It also got a couple of moths. It says it does not do fruit flies it has got a few but its not great for them. I would definitely recommend”
