“I have been waiting to receive the poster version of the map I ordered since early September. I have yet to receive it. IT was supposed to be one of the anniversary presents I gave to her so she's been a little pissed about that. So thanks a lot for that.”
“Our first kiss, on our first date (when we didn't know it was our first date) she is my soulmate. And it could have been way more and I would have paid for it....”