Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate Reviews

4.5 Rating 12 Reviews

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Kasper Birch Hansen

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“We have a lot of fun with the Chocolate at work”

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Posted 2 years ago

Sarah Angell

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“Our 2nd time purchase of this item; taste buds just about recovered from the last one a couple of years ago. There were lots of Bad Words said. It’s amazing”

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Posted 2 years ago

Shahid Suleman

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“Deffo not as bad as i thought it was gonna be, was ment to b 6million scovilles, think thats a lie”

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Posted 2 years ago

Hi there Shahid, Thank you for taking the time to review us - we appreciate us. We are deeply sorry that t you were not satisfied with your product. Our customer service team will contact you via email and hopefully resolve the matter to your satisfaction. Take care Fireboxers

Posted 2 years ago

“The only non- issue with the "instant regret" chocolate is the lack of an official government health warning ....Crikey its hot!! Could do with someone confirming that it's chocolate, my taste buds have been destroyed.. Great fun!!!!”

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Posted 2 years ago

“Ridiculously hot, just ate 1 1/2 pieces. Luckily I was at home and had a tooth brush at hand to get it off my tounge. Would recommend to give to someone you don't like too much. I got it for a 50th birthday present from someone that supposedly likes me. Could make her a nice Mocha.”

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Posted 2 years ago

Hey Jason, Thanks for being a legend and rating our Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate. Maybe true love hurts? Best of luck, Firebox

Posted 2 years ago

“Absolutely fantastic.. I’ve bought this many of times for challenges and pranks. A co-worker who was taking food from our fridge got a nice surprise”

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Posted 2 years ago

Hello Gav! Thanks for being so awesome and taking time to review the Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate. We're so delighted that we met and exceeded your expectations. All the best, Firebox

Posted 2 years ago

“I bought this for my family so we could have a challenge. I'm the only hot sauce type person in the house so I thought it would be a laugh for everyone else. We all had 3 blocks each, and to to be honest, none of us thought it was as hot as it was going to be. I didn't even need a drink and nobody went for the milk. It is very hot, ill grant them, but I've had hotter sauces and I think 9 million scovilles is an exaggeration.”

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Posted 3 years ago

Hi Jamie, Thanks for sharing your Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate experience - we might have to make a double potent one just for you

Posted 3 years ago

“Its not often I think the name of an item is rather understated. Sat in my hotel room, unpacked my over night bag and lo and behold, this bar of chilli chocolate laying all lonely and wanton in the bottom of the bag, an item I had forgotten about. Well it would be rude not to have some. I have include a picture to give you an idea of its claims. The name of the bar should have given me the biggest clue. I consider myself somewhat of an expert in the world of chilli chocolate. to qualify this, I have eaten a lot of different chocolate, eaten a lot of different chillies, eaten a few bars of chilli chocolate of differing strengths, rarely read instructions or warnings and after this incident realise a part time f**king idiot. In short, I opened the inner wrapping, smelt the chocolate, not a hint of chilli aroma. So I break off just one square. Pop the piece into my mouth, let it melt and coat the insides of my mouth (as you do) and swallow the residue. (Pah, its weak and exaggerated) Almost in the same moment as swallowing, I put piece number 2 into my mouth. It was that very instance, a volcano of epic proportion erupted at the back of my throat and tongue. In a reflex action, I swallowed the second piece. My eyes were not only watering, not in a subtle way but streaming, I could hardly breath, my chest was convulsing and a strange noise was emanating from me. My brain however was in fine form, 'drink milk' it was telling me. All I could find in this moment of panic was 2 of those single cartons for your cuppa the hotels provide. The tab snapped as soon as I tried to open it (remember, vision was blurred by the tears) then my finger went through the lid causing the contents to spray the room (a UV light at this point would have confused the situation) About a minute later, I realised I was sat on the edge of the bed, hugging myself, rocking back and forth and audibly whimpering. The pain in my throat eased up after approx 20 minutes, the feeling in my tongue and lips a good while later. I admit, I have met my match in this confectionery. If you like a challenge or want revenge on someone that steals the choc bars from the works fridge, this is for you.”

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Posted 3 years ago

Wow Dan

Posted 3 years ago