“If you say 'Vuse Pod' using the Scottish accent so believed of 80s Englsh comedians (I'm looking at you Russ Abbot), it sounds like 'Have youse poo'd?'
So buy one of these vapes and then approach people on the highstreet and tell them of this obervation. You'll make loads of friends and they will all buy Vuse and you tell them where you got them: the legendary Electric Tobacconist.”