“Fan-fecking-tastic stuff. Always had stubble but this is my first time growing a full beard - this stuff helps...a lot! Keeps the hair soft and nourished all day/night long. Great scent to boot!”
“Thought I'd give some beard balm a whirl as my beard tends to be rather grizzly and all over the shop. Decided to try Creampot Tom's as it's got some lovely ingredients at a very reasonable price. The package arrived the day after I ordered it, which is amazing in itself! And the product is brilliant: just a fingernail's worth tames my beard, giving it a little extra hold while making it shiny and healthier looking. And it smells nice too. A very satisfied customer!”
“There once was a beard balm from Brighton
My suggestion? That you put it right on
So luscious and full
So soft and so cool
Your beard will no longer frighten”