“where can I begin, after applying the mystical oil to ones beard I was immediately transported through time and space to mount olympus where I was greeted by the god zeus and forced to drink a magical wine to fully state my authority as the new king of the gods. Aphrodite threw herself at me after smelling the rich oil through my almighty mane and after days of love making I began to feel exhausted and my beard no longer shone with its gleaming beauty but once again I simply applied this mystical potion you call beard oil and once again returned to my goddess. This beard oil could help the world achieve peace.”
“A return visit had me buying the mandarin beard oil, beard balm and the shampoo bar for my product shy other half. I wouldn't purchase anywhere else.
His copper coloured lumbersexual look is coming along nicely now and his beard has never looked so healthy, soft and shiny...plus it smells amazing. I can't stop touching it or smelling it. He entertains this addiction briefly...”
“I never go wrong with this beard oil, hence my regular purchase from The Brighton Beard Co.
I recommend to anyone wanting a soft, nourished and almighty beard with a sweet but manly scent.”
