“When it finally arrived 22 hours late it was delicious, shame it wasn't here in time for my dinner party. The carrier left on the doorstep without even the good manners to announce himself. Fortunately I was able to find something else to feed my guests
I will remember not to order another haggis,orcanything else from you”
“Rabbie Burns would be proud to eat you haggis:
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang ‘s my arm.”
