“The Dundee knife is a good quality and sturdy knife, but not a Dundee knife. What we have is a Bowie that you have attached the name Dundee. I have to admit I was a little disapointed.”
“It's a big bowie knife
Think of the scene in the film "that's not a knife, now that's a knife" and you are about there.
I don't anticipate too many problems as it seems well made”