Would have been a better review if you hadn't asked me to write one. I'm not here to promote you unless you're going to pay me to do it. You sell a product, I buy it, you get paid. That's it. I'm not on earth to promote you. Thanks for charging me exactly the same price that absolutely everyone else charges. What makes you special? Were you 1p cheaper? No. Well stop asking me to sing your praises, then. What do you do that I can't get anywhere else? Why would I vote Labour, Conservative or Lib Dem when all three offer me EXACTLY the same [allegedly] 200 paedophiles in Parliament? I paid you, the gloves turned up. Good. And? That's what I expected. Have you done something special? When I put petrol in my car, pay at the kiosk and then turn my ignition key to switch the engine on, does someone want tipping for services rendered? No. It's a transaction. I mean really. Does any man on earth chuck diamonds at a woman and then expect to have to say "Right, get 'em off"? No. It's a transaction. I paid you for my neoprene gloves, you sent me my neoprene gloves, my neoprene gloves arrived, the end, thanks, marvellous, gee, am I meant to be shocked? You did your job. Congratulations. D'you want a medal? Autograph? Unbelievable. Tell you what, right, you go and provide fresh water for every thirsty African & I PROMISE I'll say yippee galore.