In the middle of the river, the best paddles are the ones you have in your hands, but...
...these are easily some of the most beautiful paddles out there, they are tough, responsive, and reliable, granted... not the cheapest but this also helps you hold onto them, unlike many ex-girlfriends who look wonderful, cost a bomb, but after a while, you can't wait to see them float away.
If you don't buy these, the next time you get on the river you might see me dancing with my sho-guns and loosen your grip a little on the sticks in your hand whilst pondering what could've been!!