Before I purchased a Barbour Ogston Jacket from Charles Hobson, I was one of life’s losers. Women laughed at me, men shunned me and when I went to the beach, small children would kick sand in my face. My boss didn’t know who I was and my co-workers thought I was employed by another company in the building. Then I purchased Barbour Ogston Jacket from Charles Hobson and from that moment on I developed a personality and instantly became a raconteur, bon vivant and a fellow well met. I have now gone on to qualify as a Navy SEAL, a stealth fighter pilot and a Major in the SAS where I have survived countless incursions behind enemy lines. In addition, I frequently like to tread water for three consecutive days and once, single-handedly, killed a 5-meter long Cayman crocodile. In my spare time I remodel aircraft terminals with emphasis on conservational issues and I also act as a consultant on Time Management skills to the elderly and lecture on Medieval Tapestries to the infirm. More recently, I have become a renowned expert in urban hang gliding techniques, winner of bull fights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees in the Kremlin. Men admire me and when women see my Ogston, they want to marry me – and yes, it’s all thanks to Charles Hobson.